Charles Manson Getting Married To 25-Year-Old Named 'Star,' According To Her

That’s sweet…. Charles Manson is getting married.

CHARLES FUCKING MANSON has found a life partner, someone who will see beyond his foibles, fears, shortcomings, insecurities, and other minor shit that is or has gone on in his life.

CHARLES FUCKING MANSON HAS SOMEONE.

This cheers me greatly. Arguably the most infamous of living mass murderers has someone. 

And I can’t find any woman who can stand me for more than about five minutes.

This makes me feel really, really good about me. Fan-fucking-tastic, thanks.